"God didn’t create people, people created god."

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Tags: woah

shisnojon:

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

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cumsock:

back in my day we didn’t have grindr the only way to meet other gays was at h&m

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koolaidicecubes:

I’m so drunk omfg I’m a little worried tbh

koolaidicecubes:

I’m so drunk omfg I’m a little worried tbh

lysolwipes:

*during a job interview*

"Why should we hire you?"image

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thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

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Another way to treat pain with vodka: drink it!

Or you know… Drink it because what a waste of perfectly good vodka

punkrockcow:

I got carried away in the dressing room

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